CHEESE
It had been a difficult few days. I’d sucessfully finished two paintings I’d been working on the night before, picked up Hector the taxidermied badger and found a cheap fishing net. Even more miraculously, the granny wallpaper had arrived on time. However I had managed to also have a car accident and Alyssa had rejected my imitation Mona Lisa as the frame was too ornate 
By the time we laid our hands on the £6 gourmet loaf of bread things had started to fall into place though. I was soon lying on the floor staring up at a trapdoor, flailing my arms and legs with an industrial fan in my face whilst listening to Arcade Fire – something I’ve dreamed of since I was a young boy.
As soon as we’re done retouching the image to make me look cool I’ll show you what we ended up with!
In the meantime please show your appreciation for the wonderful lady behind the lens – Alyssa Boni – she is so talented.
MORLEY OUT
RONNIE SCOTTS – 17th AUGUST
Some things are so regular you can set your clock to them, like for example the speaking clock.
Other things, though marginally less precise, are pretty bankably likely events – I’m referring of course to our monthly residency at the world famous Ronnie Scotts club.
Our next performance there is just days away now – This Tuesday 17th August. Full details are on the facebook group but the gist of it is that doors are at 7ish, we’re on at 9ish and it costs a fiver if you print off this flyer. £7 if you don’t.
Incidentally, so much to do I may have to not sleep an awful lot this week. Instead I could just make comedy hnggg-phewwww fake snoring noises like you did when you were trying to trick your parents into thinking you were asleep when in fact you weren’t.